I KILLED a...

I got up early for church today. I actually got up 30 minutes like I used to do. I have to picked up someone for church. I thought I will be picking up for 4 people to ride going to church. But there's only two of them. A young man and his grandma. We live 40 miles from the church we attend to.

So anyway, as we like 3 miles away from church there was a squirrel on the road . I think the squirrel doesn't know what to do . The squirrel was in the middle of the road as I was approaching going 65 mph. I heard that a lot of people got into an accident because they are trying to avoid an animal on the road. Maybe the squirrel thought that I am going to avoid him/her. But I just drive straight hitting and killing him. The boy said, " you just killed the squirrel!" . I said I rather kill the squirrel than being killed, and this is actually the first time I killed a squirrel . Then her granda said, " and on our way to church". I have been laughing about what just I did.

I think many of us saw that commercial of an insurance company where the two squirrel are doing the high five.

Let's have a little monkey business talk

I am not sure when this started, but I think that was like 6 years ago . This was actually started when we talked about the singer who made a statement " Oh the brown monkey can sing" . He asked me what is the cebuano for monkey and I told him it's " unggoy" (ung-goy ) Since then he kept using this word . He thinks its a funny word. I have tried to talk to him some cebuano words, but his reply is 'its hard to pronounce the words".

So anyway, I always left my YM on , even though I am at work or at the gym or at the church. When my sister gets online and my husband is using the computer. As soon as my sister says hello, he will answer ' unggoy , unggoy ' right away. Then my sister knows that its him who is infront of the computer and not me. He just loves this word and we always use this. LOL . He even bought me this little monkey stuff toy at the convenient store while we stopped there to buy gas. We both have a crazy sense of humor. I think we all need some laugh sometimes.

He wanted to know the cebuano words for the animals like dog, cat, cow, horse,etc. He said I just dont understand why you use such a long word. LOL . Dog only has 1 syllable , but if you translate it to your dialect, it will become 2 syllables. And of course he always remember the cebuano for cat. Every time the phone rings.. he'll say . "iring.. iring " LOL He also called the Balikbayan box an ' unggoy box ".